This section will tell you about the characters in this game.
Cryptosporidium 136 and 137- Crypto is a footsoldier for the Furon Empire. He is the only playable character in this game and has an arsenal of immensely powerful weaponry.
Orthopox 13- Crypto's fleet commander. He mainly presents you with upgrades, missions, and weapons.
Silhouette- The leader of Majestic, an organization that hunts aliens. Not much is known about Silhouette.
General Armquist- General Armquist is a general in the US Army that will stop at nothing to destroy Crypto and the Furons.
President Huffman- The president of the US. He hates both communists and aliens equally.
Zap-o-Matic- Shoots volts of electricity at humans. It has no ammo, but the battery must be recharged.
Anal Probe- Probe humans to make their brains pop out. Makes extracting less time consuming.
Disintegrator Ray- Shoots molten balls of energy/plasma that vaporize humans and turn into neat piles of ash and dust.
Ion Detonator- the Furon equivalent of a grenade launcher. It ionizes everything in its path. It can be detonated manually or will explode in ten seconds.
Psychokinesis- Lift objects, humans, or animals and throw them around by using psychokinesis.
Death Ray- A laser beam that fries humans and destroys buildings.
Sonic Boom- Shoots sonic orbs that make vehicles or humans fly through the air. Destroys buildings equally well.
Quantum Deconstructor- The saucer's most powerful weapon. Shoots a nuclear blast that obliterates entire city blocks.
Abducto Beam- Fling objects and humans through the air.