Eddie Hampton is an Albion resident human and husband of Irene.
He is a victim of a Ruin Lives Mission. Crypto, disguised as a female hippie, consults a disturbed Eddie. Through the conversation, Crypto learns that Eddie's wife's friend, Liz, has just had the sex change operation and now calls herself Liam. Even though Eddie claims to find the idea disgusting, Crypto, by reading his mind, discovers that Eddie secretly wants to have a sex change as well. Crypto then body-snatches Eddie and makes him call his wife, Irene, and tells her he wants to have the sex change and has already began hormone therapy. Astounded, Irene demands Eddie to meet her and talk to her about this. Crypto, still disguised, meets up with Irene and arrogantly condemns her to a life of suffering with Eddie. A newspaper then claims that after the confrontation, Irene left Eddie.