"Martha, get me the shotgun!"
―Harold Turnipseed[src]
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Harold Turnipseed.

Harold Turnipseed was the first Human casualty, and the first resistant enemy, from Earth. Harold was married to Martha Turnipseed (his cousin) and lived on Turnipseed Farm.

After he noticed that Cryptosporidium killed his cows with Psychokenisis, Harold tried to kill Crypto with a shotgun, but was electrocuted to death with the Zap-O-Matic. The local paper posthumously charged him with "cow abuse".


  • Harold was voiced by Andre Sogliuzzo.
  • Harold looked and sounded identical to the other farm hands that were encountered at Turnipseed Farm and Rockwell.