"Martha, get me the shotgun!"
―Harold Turnipseed[src]
Harold turnipseed

Farmer Harold Turnipseed.

Harold Turnipseed is the first human casualty, and the first resistant enemy, from Earth. He is married to Martha Turnipseed (his cousin) and lives on Turnipseed Farm.

After noticing that Cryptosporidium had killed his cows with psychokenisis, Harold tried to kill him with a shotgun, but was electrocuted to death. The local paper posthumously charged him with "cow abuse".



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