Destroy All Humans! Edit
Turnipseed Farm Edit
Turnipseed Farm is a mid-western farm community consisting of a farm and a number of houses scattered around the area. A two-lane highway runs through the area. This area is possibly based on Cape Girardeau, Missouri where a UFO crash supposedly took place in 1941. This area is the first Invasion Zone Crypto visits in Destroy All Humans!.
Rockwell is a small, rural town, located in the Midwest, near Turnipseed Farm. The town is home to a drive-in theater and a small Military base, next to the town hall. The name is a pun on both sentimental artist Norman Rockwell and Roswell, New Mexico; where a UFO supposedly crashed in 1947.
Santa Modesta, a happy, idyllic Southern California suburb. This area is a perfect postcard for the ideal 50's life, complete with 50's styled cars, teenagers, and a baseball field. This area is a parody of Santa Monica in the 1950s.
Area 42 Edit
Area 42 is an Area 51 styled Military base in the desert. The area is littered with Scientists, Soldiers, Majestic agents, and advanced technology whose purpose is to stop Crypto. A Majestic laboratory is located there, surrounded by Majestic agents, soldiers, and tesla coils meant to shoot down Crypto's Saucer. This is also the area where Cryptosporidium 136 crashes and is dissected, along with his weapons and Saucer.
Union Town Edit
An Eastern seaboard industrial city, Union Town is located south of Capitol City and is a representation of Norfolk, Virginia. Crypto is shot down by a tesla coil and forced to crash land in this area, while flying to Capitol City.
Capitol City Edit
Destroy All Humans!' parody of Washington, D.C. This is the last area available to Crypto, and is the area where he defeats the Robo-Prez and Silhouette. After becoming president, Crypto resides in the White House until the events of Destroy All Humans! 2.
Destroy All Humans! 2Edit
The in-game equivalent of San Francisco, California. Bay City is the beginning area in Destroy All Humans! 2, and the area where Crypto and Orthopox attempt to contact the Furon space traffic control to request a new Mothership. The Rock is located in the water in the center of Bay City. While here Cyrpto starts his Arkvoodle cult and recruits the hippie Shama Llama as it's leader while he is away. This is the first place, Crypto sees Natalya Ivanova.
Albion is designed after London, England itself. The main landmarks of Albion are Parliament, the Soviet Embassy, and the underground tunnel network. After visiting this area and causing some mayhem, Crypto learns how to use his mental ability Mind Flash and converts more people to his Arkvoodle cult. This is the area Crypto meets Reginald Ponsonby-Smythe and properly meets Natalya.
The land of ninjas, giant monsters, and schoolgirls in mini skirts, the city of Takoshima is a true parody of Tokyo, Japan. This is the third area Crypto and Natalya visit, and is also where Crypto receives his super weapon from Arkvoodle. While here, Crypto is forced to fight the giant mutant monsters Kojira and Moghra.
An in-game parody of real life Tunguska, Russia and the home of the KGB. This area's main landmarks are Science Town, the KGB base, and the strange base. After destroying the Blisk Base, terrorizing the locals, and discovering Milenkov's true plans, Crypto and Natalya travel to the Moon.
Crypto, Natalya, and Holopox travel to the Moon to stop the Blisk plan to use nuclear missiles on the Earth and turn it into a new homeworld. The Russian Moon Base, Solaris is located here along with a number of small enclosures, including a tennis court and a string of mines. This is the last area in Destroy All Humans! 2 and where the last of the Blisk are exterminated. Natalya is killed here just before Crypto's final battle with Milenkov.
Destroy All Humans! Big Willy UnleashedEdit
An in-game parody of Pawtucket, New England. Harbor City is appears to be filled with restaurants, construction sites and Patty Wurst's rioters. This is the location where Destroy All Humans! Big Willy Unleashed starts where Crypto under the command of Orthopox gets orders to massacre the rioters and eventually destroy Patty Wurst.
Fairfield is possibly based on some rural Kentucky town. It also appears to be home of Big Willy's restaurant, after pox figured out that a person called Colonel Kluckin was behind the plot to destroy Big Willy's, he begins a war with him. He then orders Crypto to destroy the Roller girls ruled by Mindy Peters.
An obvious parody of the real life Fantasy Island. Is a place filled with vacationers, pirates, rural gangs and soldiers. Fantasy Atoll appears to be ruled by Mr. Pork and his assistant Ratpoo, here they had to cancel there mission for a short time, because Pox wanted a new body. But after Mr.Pork's failure to make him a new body, filled with rage, Pox orders to destroy everything on the atoll that is related to Mr. Pork and as well to destroy his useless body. After that Pox and Crypto celebrate until Mr Pork (who appear to be alive) tells them that he will destroy them with his battleship the Hate Boat (a parody of the real life The Love boat). But eventually Crypto manages to destroy Mr. Pork in his Hate Boat.
An in-game parody of the real life Vietnam and it's war is a parody of the real life Vietnam War. This is the final location in Destroy All Humans! Big Willy Unleashed. Filled with Vetmahlien rebels led by Trahn, United States Military and Colonel Kluckin's gang. Here, Crypto destroys a Military convoy who was going to aid colonel Kluckin, but then it turns out that it was going to kill him. And so Pox orders to kill Trahn and then Colonel Kluckin, from which point Pox tells him that he is quitting on the restaurant and because of that Crypto begins to get angry but then pox the reason why and they go off to a small desert town in Nevada.
Destroy All Humans! Path Of The FuronEdit
A parody of the well known Las Vegas,Nevada. Las Paradiso is a luxurious city filled with casinos, gamblers and mafia. This is the first location in Destroy All Humans! Path Of The Furon. Here, Orthopox orders Crypto to destroy the mafia and mess up Nero's Palazzo Casino ruled by the mob brothers. After that Crypto hears a voice in his head which orders him to come to Shen Long, then all of the suddenly huge alien robots appear and start attacking. But of course, Crypto doesn't rest and kills them all.
A parody of the real life Hollywoodand Los Angeles. Sunnywood itself is a well known movie district where films like Invasion of the Body Morphers (An obvious parody of Invasion Of the Body Snatchers) and Closers encounters of the Extraterrestrial Kind (a parody of both Closer Encounters of the Third Kindand E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial) where made. Here, Crypto meets The Lunarian Church of Alientology and does a couple of jobs for it. But in the end the Lunarians betray Crypto and so he along with Pox and Veronica Stone, go off to invite all of Sunnywood and show them what C Curt Calvin really is (a Furon in disguise). But then it turns out that he's not a Furon, just a regular human, that got stomped by a Nexospioridium walker. So Pox orders to destroy the walker by shooting it in his weak spot. And so after Crypto destroys the walker he gets shot with a sleep drugs.
An in-game parody of the real life Hong Kong, China. Shen Long is a large Chinese city filled with civilians and Kung Fu warriors. Here after waking up, Crytpo meets The Master and his martial artists, who teachs him how to fight Saxon and his henchmen. Here they find out that the Nexos sent to Shen Long are from Belleville, France and so they go off.
An in-game parody of Paris, France. Belleville is a city well known for it's landmarks. Here, Pox contacts the source of their problems Henri Crosteau. To which Pox orders Crypto to destroy everything related to him. But after the battle Crypto take a sample of the Nexo DNA and vomits commenting "I can't believe it's not Furon DNA" and find out that the actual and original Nexos come from Furon itself.
Fourth Ring Of FuronEdit
Another Furon occupied planet, and the last location in Destroy All Humans! Path Of The Furon. Here, Crypto does a few things: makes Orthopox a new body and finds that the one responsible is Emperor Meningitis. But after Crypto kills him he finds out that the real Furon responsible is The Master himself. And so Crypto and the Master go to a final fight which Crypto wins by using Temporal Fist. And so with Meningitis and the Master dead, Pox tells him that the Furon race still needs DNA and that where will always be a reason to "Destroy All Humans!". To which Crypto replies that he is kinda right and asks then will they come back to Earth. But Pox says that they won't come back, but he (Crypto) will, and so he supposes that this means goodbye. And goes off claiming he'll be back in ten years (to be exact 1989) and the Furons start coming in and greet their new leader.
Original game locationsEdit
Originally the first game would have had at least 9 locations + Bay City, reveled in the developer Darwinism of the game.
In game now
Rockwell- split into two locations, the other was Turnipseed Farm, parody of Rockwell, Cold Lake, or Roswell (different from Rockwell), Iowa
Santa Modesta- Parody of Santa Monica
Area 42- Parody of Area 51
Union Town- Norfolk, Virginia, the first invasion site ever made, originally a city, now more like a industrial district
Capitol City- Washington DC
The scrapped or cut out Invasion SitesEdit
These are the scrapped Invasion Sites, only one is remade. If there will be any future games, there could be a chance these sites would be remade.
Bay City - The second Invasion Site, remade for Destroy All Humans! 2.
Century City- The Third Invasion Site, possibly a parody of Philadelphia, Seattle, Detroit, Atlanta, Chicago, Boston, St. Louis, Milwaukee, Minneapolis, Denver, New Orleans, Cincinnati, Cleveland, etc.
Fort MacArthur- The Fourth Invasion Site, possibly a parody of Fort Knox, Fort Worth/Dallas, Fort Lauderale/Miami, etc.
San Fortune- The Third Invasion Site, possibly the original parody of San Francisco, or possibly either Los Angeles, San Jose, San Diego, San Antonio or San Carlos.
Chase Island- The original last Invasion Site, by pictures in the video, it looked like the parody of Manhattan Island, New York City.
There was an extremely huge Invasion Site with 3,000 buildings in it, and no people, only cars.