The Mayor (Crypto) delivers a press cofnerence.

The Mayor of Rockwell is a bald middle-aged man who wears a blue suit, and, by reading his mind, it is revealed he is a cross-dresser. He is first seen at the Rockwell Fair where he is giving a speech. The Mayor escaped when Crypto destroyed the fair. Then, Crypto must Holobob the Mayor and pose as him. The Mayor plays no more roles to the story, but he is still seen and mentioned. In the mission This Island Suburbia, he can be seen talking to a Majestic agent. It is not explained why he is there, but he has the same appearance and thoughts.

After that, the Mayor is only mentioned. He is mentioned in a newspaper where the headline reads "In other news: Mayor missing." After this, the Mayor is never heard of again. It is not explained what happened to him.


  • He is based on Mayor Quimby from The Simpsons, who is in turn based on John F. Kennedy.
  • Even if you kill the Mayor at the Fair, he still appears after that.
  • His brain gives you 100 DNA.
  • He seemed to be a very popular Mayor. A farmer says he voted from him twice and other people agreed.

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