- "That's exactly the response I would've expected... from a narc!"
- ―Prudence Kane[src]
Prudence is Coyote Bongwater's girlfriend who tries to get everyone to love Revelade because she firmly believes that the drink will change the nation. Crypto goes to find and talk to her (in a hippie disguise) in order to discover Bongwater's location but she instead tells him there are Revelade trucks scattered around. Upon discovering this, Crypto heads off to destroy the trucks and then kill Bongwater. After Crypto kills him, Prudence is neither seen nor heard from again.