Revelade was a soft drink created by the Soviet Union in 1969. It has strange effects, involving rotting away Furon D.N.A from human brain stems. It was distributed by the hippie commune leader Coyote Bongwater in Bay City. He had got his hands on some blimps to distribute the drink into the atmosphere and dumping a large quantity into the bay. Thankfully, Cryptosporidium-138 destroyed both supply stations in Bay City and Albion, England thus saving the Furon DNA on Earth from further degradation.