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The freak

Crypto talking to The Freak, while in disguise.

"I wonder if there really is life on other planets... I wonder if aliens really do walk among us... I wonder if an alien is reading my mind RIGHT NOW?"
―What goes on in the Freak's mind.[src]


The Freak is a drug-abusing hippie who lives in Bay City. Other hippies describe him as knowing everything worth knowing. While in Bay City, Crypto consistently uses the Freak a source of information (disguised as another hippie, of course).

Appearance Edit

The Freak's model is identical to that of that of the Caucasian hippie with an afro, except the Freak wears a hat and sunglasses.

Drug Addiction Edit

"I AM KING OF THE LIZARDS."
―See kids? This is why you shouldn't do drugs.[src]

The Freak is always high, and he is always dancing. Sometimes he's delusional, which obviously results from drug abuse. Furthermore, he probably doesn't have many brain cells left, because he can't even remember facts he has given Crypto. To top it all off, the Freak once claimed to have the ability to read people's minds.

Appearance(s): Destroy all Humans! 2
Full name: Mark Hahn
Status: Alive
Gender: Male
Place of birth: Bay City
Home: Unknown
Nationality: American
Main affiliation:

Hippie

Aiding Crypto Edit

After being attacked by KGB agents at a party and witnessing the destruction of the Mothership, Crypto seeks out the Freak. Crypto wants to know how the KGB found him, and more importantly, why they decided to crash his party. The Freak reveals to the hot-headed Furon that the KGB didn't crash the party, but they had been invited by Coyote Bongwater; the leader of the Bay City hippies and the main supplier of Revelade.

Later after doing a number of cult missions, Shama Llama asks Crypto to get The Freak to make posters for their cult.

Trivia Edit

  • The Freak claims he can pick up radio messages with his teeth. This is a reference to actress Lucille Ball picking up the signal from a Japanese radio transmitter through her teeth.
  • When The Freak tells Crypto that Bongwater has his hands on a bunch of blimps, Crypto asks him that if Bongwater is starting a tire company. That is a reference of Goodyear, a tire company that has a blimp.
  • He is voiced by Richard Steven Horvitz.
  • "I AM KING OF THE LIZARDS" may be a reference to Jim Morrison's poem "In celebration of the Lizard" where fans thought he was referring to himself as the Lizard King. 
  • According to one of his thoughts, he was once a member of majestic, but left for reasons unknown, he views leaving as his best decision.
  • When reading The Freak's mind he can be heard stating that in ten years (from 1969) he will create a computer company out of San Jose. Paired with him mentioning his major in economics, would lead to his identity being that of Mark Hahn. Co-founder of Corvus Systems, Inc (San Jose, SIlicon Valley, US 1979).

Appearances Edit

Other Quotes Edit

  • "I am a fish... a fish... a fish."
  • "They always come for the stash, but the never stay for the Freak."
  • Go ahead and laugh, squares. In ten years I'm gunna start a computer company in San Jose and own your...
  • If anyone ever finds out I majored in economics, I'll never live it down...

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